dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)


i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.
dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)


i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.
dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)


i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.
dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)


i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

(via strawberry-sugar)

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

(via rainbowrowell)

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

(via utopiandreamsofyesterday)

black-moonlight:

favourite book and film quotes: Pride and Prejudice 
black-moonlight:

favourite book and film quotes: Pride and Prejudice 
black-moonlight:

favourite book and film quotes: Pride and Prejudice 
black-moonlight:

favourite book and film quotes: Pride and Prejudice 
black-moonlight:

favourite book and film quotes: Pride and Prejudice 
black-moonlight:

favourite book and film quotes: Pride and Prejudice
inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.
inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.
inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.
inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

inebriatedpony:

mgodp:

He knows how everything works except people. 

That’s the most accurate assessment of Tony Stark’s character I’ve seen yet.

(via itseasytoremember)

kamigarcia:

"#Reading makes you taller and smarter." #quotes #cats

kamigarcia:

"#Reading makes you taller and smarter." #quotes #cats

(via bloodybrilliantbooks)

  • ME: I'm leaving.
  • ME: ...
  • ME: *reblog*
  • ME: *reblog*
  • ME: *reblog*
  • ME: *reblog*
  • ME: *reblog*
  • ME: Ok. I'm leaving...
  • ME: *reblog*
  • ME: *reblog*
  • ME: Bye.
  • ME: *reblog*
hugbooks:

Finished: Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, by Benjamin Alire Sáenz (★★★★★)! Comments: I gave it 5 stars, and I flagged it in over 20 places, so obviously it’s a new favourite. I loved everything about this book (*spoiler* (?) aside from the injuries that occur), but it was great. Lovely ending, I’m so happy that it had a nice ending.
hugbooks:

Finished: Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, by Benjamin Alire Sáenz (★★★★★)! Comments: I gave it 5 stars, and I flagged it in over 20 places, so obviously it’s a new favourite. I loved everything about this book (*spoiler* (?) aside from the injuries that occur), but it was great. Lovely ending, I’m so happy that it had a nice ending.

hugbooks:

Finished: Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, by Benjamin Alire Sáenz (★★★★★)!
Comments: I gave it 5 stars, and I flagged it in over 20 places, so obviously it’s a new favourite. I loved everything about this book (*spoiler* (?) aside from the injuries that occur), but it was great. Lovely ending, I’m so happy that it had a nice ending.

(via library-heaven)

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

novakian:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

image

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

image

update: she caught a squirrel today

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this child is a disney princess

or bear grylls’ daughter

(via sabulous1901)

happyspider6:

just-a-skinny-boy:

The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.

You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.

This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”

This is great.

(via some-atoms)

raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

(via oakendurin)